Women don’t ever want to be “Just friends”

I have talked about TR before. He is back on the market and crushing a lot of ass. Well a lot of 6’s and a lot for the minimum effort he is putting into getting laid. Mostly he is focused on making money and this hella cool female American pit bull terrier your always humble Ton was gracious enough to bestow on him. Which is how things should be. Remember brothers you loose money by chasing bitches; you don’t loose bitches by chasing money.

I have been using TR as an experiment of sorts while he half heartily does online dating. One of things that has been just funny as hell is how poorly done the fake/ scammer profiles are on Tinder. One was using photos of an actress from the 80’s. Many have mascuilne names like John with professional model quality photo. One scammer was trying to say she was an 18D for the USMC…. That’s an army SF job…. for a lady who is supposed to be an E5 in the marines…… Just fucking stupid.

We found out the sugar baby ads are fake as hell, unless it’s a fat black chick in their mid 20’s or so. Which I find hilarious because the one thing the world ain’t short on is fat black chicks. Maybe there are wealthy guys with some odd ass fat black chick fetish but I wouldn’t think there would be enough of them to support a fat black chick sugar baby cottage industry. Especially given how rural and poor our area is. Otherwise Tinder was about what we expected. Lots of hits in the 1st 2 weeks, which seems to always be the case when you have a new profile up and he right swiped through the tinder options pretty quickly. Again round about 2 weeks he had swiped right on all the tinder chicks worth swiping right for in our area.. would have done that sooner given how rural the 100 miles around us are but this isn’t a high priority mission set. We do make weekly trips to Raleigh/ Ft Bragg and/ or Wilmington, with Raleigh having a lot more options and a shit ton of clearly fake profiles.

Never much messed with Tinder before. Super easy to use but the options suck. Sucky options ain’t tinder fault. They should try to clean up the obvious fakes more. No real complaints though and tinder did get him laid in Raleigh. Not bad for the minimum investment in time and effort

Also running a profile on a big name online dating site. Now this is where shit gets funny. And shady as fuck. On this one, if you pay for it, you can message whoever, see if or when they read the message, tell if they deleted it without reading it, know when they were on last, know who saw your profile, know who you matched with. etc etc. This last time logging on deal is an eye opener. Most profiles are still up when they haven’t been logged into for 90 plus days. Leaving those profiles up sure seems like a good way to con dudes into thinking there are a lot more aviable women then there is. They will also match you up with chicks who are 2 states away and ignore every other criteria you selected. They are pushing the fst bitches and race mixing hard, Our next move was to create a couple of fake lady accounts, delete the accounts after a week or two and go back to see if they were still up. So we created the accounts, but couldn’t find them when we searched for them with his profile. Not sure what’s up with that… Online dating turns women into bitches. Most messages were deleted…. after they had indicated intrests in TR. Yup, they would check out his profile, indicate he was good to with a “like” feature then delete his inbound messages without reading them. Pay back is a bitch though. My boy TR messaged a girl who hit the like button on his proifle. She was about 12 years younger then him and she replied back with a mini rant about how she was tired of old perverts messaging her etc etc……. the three counties we are operating in have less people living in them then most towns. This girl included a photo of her in a bar and it’s easy to tell which bar it was. Being a cunt and being easy to find is not very smart. TR is going to try and stick her with a bar tab if he runs into in meat space.

Over all impression of that big name dating site is…. They are there to rip you off. No worries on making money, money makes the world go round, but the padding their number of women in your area deal is a fucking rip off. They can’t do much about bitches being bitches but they can respect your no fat chick etc criteria and they can be honest about the number of actively searching hatchet wounds.

Messing around on on of them sites where the chicks have to virtually approach dudes. We set up a profile for TR but in this case we eluded to him having a lot more money then he does AND made it clear he was looking for something platonic. Some blah blah blab about still being heart broken by his ex but wanting to enjoy a woman’s company, no strings, no hassles, no sex, doesn’t care what they look like etc etc because he just wants a woman who will hang out with him, help him pick out clothes, be his plus one for work events….. help him spend his money and keep him from eating out alone type shit.

That’s been up for 3 weeks. He had 6 women message him, 3 non date dates and each one of those ended up on his cock. More then that, each one had to make the 1st move as TR did nothing sexual. Whore #1 paid for supper and while walking to her car after supper, she moved in, open mouth kissed him and put her hand on his junk. Whore #2 meet him at a dive bar, they each bought a couple of rounds and decided to hit up a different bar. On the short walk over, she asked if he wanted to see her tattoo, whipped out one of her tits and moved into to kiss him. Whore #3 meet him at his place, they drank 3 bottles of wine eat some pizza hut delivered chicken wings and she took off her shirt and climbed on his lap.

Women don’t ever want to be just friends.


28 thoughts on “Women don’t ever want to be “Just friends”

  1. Love

    I think it is so kind of you to help out your friend. I have adopted my male co-worker and am on the hunt to find him a good wife-material girl. He says he’s ready to settle down. Just not having much luck given how liberal my city is… Feminism is the buzz word here. He’s a nice southern boy.

      1. Love

        I think introductions are a safer way to go than online dating. I asked my hair stylist who is active in her church if she recommends anyone.

  2. Major Styles

    Women, generally speaking, have no friends (female or male). That’s why that crock-of-shit show “Sex in the City” was such a scam. All these gals, pretending that they are lifelong friends. In real life, they would grow to hate one another before Season 2.

  3. BV

    My favorite online dating anecdote (that I remember) was the Ivy-educated pediatric shrink. (A shrink who treats traumatized children.)

    We made a date at a pleasant cafe with an outdoor patio. I’m always early. I was counting minutes though, because I have a 20 minute rule, business or pleasure.

    She arrives in time, we talk for two minutes and she says, “I think I should go home with you.”

    She later mentions that her kink is daddy erotica. Remember, she treats traumatized children. Wants to be spanked, wear tighty-whiteys, call me Daddy. I’ve experienced worse.

    Two months later, she is texting me from a club in Spain. “Sean Penn is eye-fucking me right now.” (Jealousy game.) I text: “Are there eye condoms? You definitely need them with that guy.”

    Ame and Love think centerline oral sex is a big deal.

    1. theshadowedknight

      A woman for whom oral is a big deal is a refreshing change. I, for one, would like to find a woman from that is the case. They do not make them like they used to do.

      The Shadowed Knight

      1. SFC Ton Post author

        Girls, especially pretty ones, get to live in the world of how things should be

        Men have to live the tactical reality on the ground

        This causes friction between pretty girls and men

      2. theshadowedknight

        Well, the thing is the girls know exactly how things are. They chose this, after all; this is the world they wanted. They do not much enjoy it, but they want it.

        The tactical reality sucks, but it is in part because the girls are even worse than the men. American women engage in all of the vices of both men and women without any of the virtues of either.

        The Shadowed Knight

      3. theshadowedknight

        I thought college might be a good place to find a girl. Nope. Learned that lesson quickly enough. At least it cost me nothing.

        The Shadowed Knight

    2. theshadowedknight

      She is probably treating those children to get her voyeuristic thrills. Getting herself all slicked up listening to their trauma.

      How old was she? I would lay odds that she just never met a man at that ivy-league school that could possess her and tell her to shut the fuck up until it was too late. Sort of a waste that she turned into a headcase, but not unexpected. Women who go unowned too long go bad, like still water or stale air.

      The Shadowed Knight

      1. theshadowedknight

        I was guessng she was older, not younger. She spent her youth around men that might fuck her but not claim her. By the time she got around to marrying, something was off about her.

        The Shadowed Knight

  4. BV

    I have about 18 other online dating anecdotes that I can’t believe, but I’m still tripping over my privates while comprehending that Ame and Love think normal-course kissing and touching is really crazy crazy sex.

    1. Love

      BV, back with vengeance, aren’t ya? I have no idea what you’re talking about. But I must be of interest to you since you mentioned my name twice. 💋

      1. BV

        I don’t know what “with vengeance” means to you. I’m happy with the dictionary, and I am certainly not “vengeful.” I just push “return” and stuff happens. That’s why I am happily installed on several kill lists.

  5. BV

    Then there’s hospital erotica, and as a man of many hospitals-past — oh, I should go. Ciao!

    (Pro Tip: Don’t you need help in the shower? It doesn’t mean what it appears to mean.)

  6. theasdgamer

    Women don’t want to be friends with men in the same sense that men are friends with men…women likely don’t really understand male friendship. Women want male friends to provide them attention, fix shit for them, etc.

  7. Anonymous Reader

    OT but not OT this just showed up on Drudge:

    Oral sex is causing an oral cancer epidemic in men by outwitting natural defenses

    Used to be oral cancer was a result of too much tobacco / alcohol. That’s history. Now it’s HPV.
    For some reason, men’s immune system doesn’t clear HPV infection as well as women’s. Nobody knows why yet, but there it is.

    Michael Douglas wasn’t making stuff up 5 years back.

    1. SFC Ton Post author

      Who’s Michael Douglas?

      What kind of dumb ass goes down on a woman? They piss out of those things. They bleed out of those things. Their shit hole ain’t far away and dicks get crammed into them.

      Licking a woman’s snatch is like being a cock sucker by proxy. Plus it gives you cancer.

      No thanks but I am sure some guys need the warning

      1. Anonymous Reader

        Who’s Michael Douglas?

        Hollywood actor, son of Kirk Douglas who was diagnosed with cancer in his mouth (throat, or tongue, story changes). In one interview he talked about HPV.

        I am sure some guys need the warning

        The increasing number of cases reported makes that pretty obvious.

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