The most beta song of all time ?

Behold what might be the most beta song of all time

The Proclaimers – I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics | Genius Lyrics

When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I’m working, yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I’ll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (when I come home) well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old (when I grow-old) well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s growing old with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
When I’m lonely, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s lonely without you
And when I’m dreaming, well I know I’m gonna dream
I’m gonna dream about the time when I’m with you
When I go out (when I go out) well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home) yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I’m gonna be the man who’s coming home with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Songwriters: Charles S. Reid / Craig M. Reid
I’m Gonna Be lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

Don’t get me wrong. That is a fine sentiment. But men can’t afford to be sentimental when dealing with women.

Seintimetailsm is the mind-killer, it is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

Buy a dog or a Harely if you ever feel the need to sentimental

18 thoughts on “The most beta song of all time ?

  1. theshadowedknight

    Men are the true romantics, and women have killed romance. No one sings like this anymore.

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  2. Kentucky Headhunter

    Bon Jovi Lyrics
    “I’ll Be There For You”

    I guess this time you’re really leaving
    I heard your suitcase say goodbye
    Well, as my broken heart lies bleeding
    You say true love is suicide

    You say you’ve cried a thousand rivers
    And now you’re swimming for the shore
    You left me drowning in my tears
    And you won’t save me anymore

    Now I’m praying to God you’ll give me one more chance, girl

    I’ll be there for you
    These five words I swear to you
    When you breathe I wanna be the air for you
    I’ll be there for you
    I’d live and I’d die for you
    I’d steal the sun from the sky for you
    Words can’t say what love can do
    I’ll be there for you

    I know you know we’ve had some good times
    Now they have their own hiding place
    Well, I can promise you tomorrow
    But I can’t buy back yesterday

    And, baby, you know my hands are dirty
    But I wanted to be your Valentine
    I’ll be the water when you get thirsty, baby
    When you get drunk, I’ll be the wine

    I’ll be there for you
    These five words I swear to you
    When you breathe I wanna be the air for you
    I’ll be there for you
    I’d live and I’d die for you
    I’d steal the sun from the sky for you
    Words can’t say what love can do
    I’ll be there for you

    I wasn’t there when you were happy
    And I wasn’t there when you were down
    I didn’t mean to miss your birthday, baby
    I wish I’d seen you blow those candles out

    I’ll be there for you
    These five words I swear to you
    When you breathe I wanna be the air for you
    I’ll be there for you
    I’d live and I’d die for you
    I’d steal the sun from the sky for you
    Words can’t say what love can do
    I’ll be there for

    I’ll be there for you
    These five words I swear to you
    When you breathe I want to be the air for you
    I’ll be there for you
    I’d live and I’d die for you
    I’d steal the sun from the sky for you
    Words can’t say what a love can do
    I’ll be there for you

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  3. theasdgamer

    “She’s my rock”

    I own no rights to these lyrics and can’t sell them…just using the lyrics incidentally.

    Well, You tell me how she was when you once knew her
    How She played her games with many, many men
    And you tell me that you don’t think I’d be with her
    If I could have known her back then
    Lord, You ask me why I don’t pack up and leave her
    Now that I know about her wicked ways
    Well, I doubt that you could understand my thinking
    Oh, But listen close to what I have to say

    [Chorus:]
    She’s the rock that I lean on
    She’s the sunshine of my day
    And, I don’t care what you say about her
    Now, She took me in and made me everything I am today
    She’s my rock and I ain’t gonna throw her away!

    I know she wasn’t always what she is now
    Lord, She had to make mistakes like everybody else
    And don’t you point you finger at nobody
    It’s plain to see you ain’t no saint yourself

    [Chorus:]
    She’s the rock that I lean on
    She’s the sunshine of my day
    And, I don’t care what you say about her
    Now, She took me in and made me everything I am today
    She’s my rock and I ain’t gonna throw her away

    Yes, She’s my rock and I ain’t gonna throw her away

    Yes, She’s my rock and I ain’t gonna throw her away…

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    1. SFC Ton Post author

      Yeah…. never much cared for his stuff and it’s a bad one from a red pill pov but it’s also kind of warning vs the one I used… It’s just fucking sappy

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      1. Major Styles

        There’s a line in the song, “She’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.” Followed by him proclaiming his love for her.

        I remember being around 10 or so when I heard that and it sent a shiver up my spine.

  4. Lost Patrol

    Counterpoint.

    I was at the barber shop yesterday. One barber, 70+ years old, men only in his joint. This was playing as I sat in the chair, and it made me think of the beta song post. 1963.

    Alpha widow? Early stalker? Or did she lock down her AF?

    Eventually some dude is going to re-record this, with the lyrics ‘I will follow her’.

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